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By US Desk
Fri, 03, 20

Confucius say, “When you are angry at neighbor, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes!”


New exercise program

I’ve started a new exercise program.


I do twenty sit-ups every morning.


That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button just so many times...

Confucius say ...

Confucius say, “When you are angry at neighbor, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes!”

75 cents

The teacher asks Joanie, “If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter, how much would you have left?”


Joanie replies, “A million dollars minus 75 cents.”